Task for cold lazy morning: Write something satirical about Joe Biden being too busy breathing to still bother about running a country.

Insert picture of “I Did That” sticker currently popular amongst concerned Americans.

Sticker of -Biden I Did That-

Proceed to show that every single American president, since the pornographer Johnson, who finished the brutally murdered JFK’s term, were nothing but hired actors pretending to be King of the World.

Point out that blaming an obviously oblivious puppet for the Bolshevik agenda sure keeps uninformed people from asking who actually makes all those genocidal and viciously stupid decisions currently destroying human civilisation.

Conclusion: Joe Biden has no blame, because Joe Biden ain’t done nuffin’ he was not told to do, by those who hired him to play-act on their behalf!

On the other hand, I think I just done writing the whole essay...