Thought for the day

"The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake." -- Unknown

Having politically weaponized federal law enforcement for his own political gain, President Biden has now taken to the airwaves to warn that democracy is in real danger.

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Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has announced a new drug to fix the side effect from their last new drug, which was developed to fix the side effect from the one before that.

"Finally, relief for the massive hemorrhoids caused by our last medication is on the way," said Pfizer CEO Ronald Porter. "And with that last medication having basically solved the exploding spleen issue from the drug before that, we are really in business."

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Comedian Nikki Glaser shredded Vice President Kamala Harris, saying that she was a missing person, in a hilarious comedy bit that also took aim at President Joe Biden, former President Donald Trump and others.

“Listen, I know we’re having fun right now, but on a serious note, I do want to say, Kamala Harris is still missing,” she said as she hosted “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on Thursday.

“And if you have any information on her whereabouts, please contact her parents, they miss her, we don’t, but they do,” she said of the vice president.

My vote is for “Farcical Bureau of Investigation” or “Federal Bureau of Intimidation.” Poll to contain the good suggestions.

No disrespect intended for the rank-and-file, but certain actors in upper management have some issues.

 

Link Posted: 1/17/2019 1:22:54 PM EDT

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Fucking Big Indians

(Letterkenney reference)

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